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We had a moving guy that I would call to move equipment for my crew in SW Bell offices in Waco, TX. The guy was 100% dependable (which endeared himself to me) but he looked like an unmade bed. When I sent the guy to our business office (bunch of gals taking orders) I would usually get a call from the office supervisor griping about his pants dropping down in the rear exposing a very scary sight.

I would listen politely and tell her I would deal with it.
 

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That picture reminded me of Darlene!
While at Cape Canaveral we had a Material Control (supply) Civil Service woman (I use the term woman lightly) that was quite big and had rather large bosoms. Sometimes when we were in the warehouse she would lean over, push her boobs together and yell out, "Wanna see a fanny!!!?"
 

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It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It’s just the America we live in today!
 

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Please post a picture of the snow-woman, I want to see if the chest is really voluptuous. Inquiring minds want to know.>:)
 

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Please post a picture of the snow-woman, I want to see if the chest is really voluptuous. Inquiring minds want to know.>:)
Here you go.
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