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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 06-03-2017, 08:32 PM Thread Starter
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 03-01-2018, 05:15 PM
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Itís been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this:

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didnít make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see whatís going on.

8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

8:45 Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. Itís just the America we live in today!
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Please post a picture of the snow-woman, I want to see if the chest is really voluptuous. Inquiring minds want to know.
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Please post a picture of the snow-woman, I want to see if the chest is really voluptuous. Inquiring minds want to know.
Here you go.
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I would say that voluptuous is the correct term to be using.
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